BE A LION STAGE PLAY BY RORY SHERIFF IN READING, PA JUNE 20, 2015

Ok Ladies and Gents...I am on my way to Reading, PA to support a fellow

Playwright

by the name of

Rory Sheriff!

Fast forward an hour or 2 and I am in the building.

 BE A LION IS IN FULL SWING WITH A NEARLY SOLD OUT CROWD...

THIS IS TRULY ENTERTAINING...

Starting off rather interesting as EVILENE'S daughter DAMNEISHA kills her father, angry to learn that he danced a jig of glee upon learning that her mother had been killed...after which she immediately summoned her minions, the FLYING CRABS but threatens to boil and eat them at the mere sight of any disobedience...that is until one of the crabs reminds her that she was tripping, saying "You know you allergic to shellfish." It got a HUGE LAUGH!!

MISS ONE got down with a soulful number about positive reinforcement and encouraging yourself...the LION joined in...it was touching.

The LIONESS is hands down a scene stealer for sure...as she enters the scene winding her body to the infamous song "MURDER SHE WROTE"!!

It was love at first sight of this LIONESS for the LION and the LIONESS felt him too. It was HILARIOUS seeing her as she reacted rather boldly to being "rubbed the right way" by the LION. #JOHNNYGILL

The TIN MAN is an unapologetic womanizer now that he has a heart. I'm talking Siamese twins and then some. He does have a wife...OH YES...a strong, bold, full figured wife with a surround sound kind of voice guaranteed to get you in line. SHE'S NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH!

THE AUDIENCE IS HAVING AN AMAZING TIME JUDGING FROM THE INCESSANT LAUGHTER...

Before we knew it, it was INTERMISSION...in what seemed like a blink,

THE PLAY HAS RESUMED!

While the LION & THE LIONESS were doing what comes naturally, the LION's dearest friend MILES, THE MOUSE disappears and yes, he blames the LIONESS...A verbal war erupts where she melodically tells him to get gone...following it with "YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED THE WIZ TO GIVE YOU SOME CIRCULAR MANHOOD" shall we say! Got a BIG LOL reaction from the audience too.

DOROTHY was perfectly cast, sent for by a yellow OZ taxi where she met up with her long lost pals THE TINMAN, THE SCARECROW AND THE LION! Shortly after she was captured by EVILENE's daughter DAMNEISHA'S minions, THE FLYING CRABS...but her reign would be short lived because THE LION put a crab in her stew pot and undoubtedly took her EPIPEN which he returned to her once he was certain she was dead...Shouting "Here's your EPIPEN witch!" HILARIOUS!

Everyone was free at last but still something was missing. THE LIONESS sings a very pretty, melodic song about missing her LION...and he finds his way back to her and gets a BIG SURPRISE...SHE'S PREGNANT!!!

SHE FINALLY GIVES BIRTH BUT WAIT...ITS A ZEBRA!

BE A LION...FUN, FUNNY & A MUST SEE!!!

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